by Ubeenbamboozledson April 05, 2024
A Hawaiian Pizza but with regular ham (instead of Canadian Bacon) and you add cut strawberries to it after it's cooked. Crazy delicious if made correctly. If you add the strawberries before you bake the pie it'll have too much moisture and come out a little gross.
Bryson: "Hey, Bro, we should make a hawaiian pizza!"
Andrew: "Alright, but only if we put some strawberries on it too!"
Bryson: "I wouldn't have it any other way! A Bleeding Surfer!"
Andrew: "Alright, but only if we put some strawberries on it too!"
Bryson: "I wouldn't have it any other way! A Bleeding Surfer!"
by Dudemathias May 08, 2012
A name given to an object/organism that is unseen and covert but is destructive and deadly in nature.
by Valor123 April 03, 2012
Origin: First officially documented in the year of our Lord 2024 by Mike K. of Redondo Beach — a man whose voice was smooth as silk and whose spiritual awakening is constantly being tested by schmo's playing with their phones in meetings, and weak coffee. Blessings be unto him.
An evolved species of AA old-timer who walks the fine line between enlightenment and homicide. The Bleeding Statesman is a spiritual hybrid — part Elder Statesman, part Bleeding Deacon — combining hard-won wisdom with low-key exasperation and an intolerance for bullshit.
With decades of sobriety under their belt, they’ve seen it all — the steps, the slogans, the cycles — and still manage to show up (mostly on time). They carry a sharp spiritual toolkit and just enough restraint to stay out of jail. Think Zen master, but with mild caffeine withdrawal and unresolved group conscience trauma.
They don’t judge — they perform character assessments.
They meditate — on que with "I cant believe this b*tch is sharing this again"
They’re spiritually grounded — but always five seconds away from leaving.
An evolved species of AA old-timer who walks the fine line between enlightenment and homicide. The Bleeding Statesman is a spiritual hybrid — part Elder Statesman, part Bleeding Deacon — combining hard-won wisdom with low-key exasperation and an intolerance for bullshit.
With decades of sobriety under their belt, they’ve seen it all — the steps, the slogans, the cycles — and still manage to show up (mostly on time). They carry a sharp spiritual toolkit and just enough restraint to stay out of jail. Think Zen master, but with mild caffeine withdrawal and unresolved group conscience trauma.
They don’t judge — they perform character assessments.
They meditate — on que with "I cant believe this b*tch is sharing this again"
They’re spiritually grounded — but always five seconds away from leaving.
“I watched Mike meditate for like 40 minutes before the meeting… but then he snapped and told the newcomer to stop reading the promises like it was a TED Talk. That man’s a textbook Bleeding Statesman.”
“The dude’s got 30 years, quotes the Big Book and Marcus Aurelius, and still glares when someone’s late. Total Bleeding Statesman.”
“He sat through 10 minutes of announcements grumbling… then muttered, ‘This isn’t a PTA meeting,’ and walked out. Bleeding Statesman energy all day.”
“She shared for 25 minutes about her cat, and he just sat there blinking. Then he whispered, ‘Tradition Five, not storytime,’ and stared into the void. Certified Bleeding Statesman.”
“The dude’s got 30 years, quotes the Big Book and Marcus Aurelius, and still glares when someone’s late. Total Bleeding Statesman.”
“He sat through 10 minutes of announcements grumbling… then muttered, ‘This isn’t a PTA meeting,’ and walked out. Bleeding Statesman energy all day.”
“She shared for 25 minutes about her cat, and he just sat there blinking. Then he whispered, ‘Tradition Five, not storytime,’ and stared into the void. Certified Bleeding Statesman.”
by Sponsorus Maximus April 06, 2025
The false implication of a brain bleed.
The sensation that your brain is bleeding inside your hollow head and having the urge to crack it open to pour out all the blood. May even come in the form of a visualisation of your brain oozing out blood.
May be accompanied with headaches or urges to throw up.
Cause is yet unknown but may be a potential side effect of long term depression.
The sensation that your brain is bleeding inside your hollow head and having the urge to crack it open to pour out all the blood. May even come in the form of a visualisation of your brain oozing out blood.
May be accompanied with headaches or urges to throw up.
Cause is yet unknown but may be a potential side effect of long term depression.
by a lack of validation November 08, 2020
person1: Hey person2 look at this video!
person2: what the fuck is this
person1: my hot Roblox girlfriend!
person2: my eyes are bleeding
person2: what the fuck is this
person1: my hot Roblox girlfriend!
person2: my eyes are bleeding
by aggressivefart May 05, 2022
by Bob Trinklebottom June 02, 2020