birth control buffers

Items that you purchase along with condoms, spermicide, or other birth control. You do not really want these items, but are self-conscious about the cashier knowing that you only came here to re-fill on birth control.

Ray picked up the last box of his favorite condoms from the shelf and headed to the checkout-lanes, stopping to grab soda and dog food for birth control buffers.

by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf December 28, 2015

gave birth from my anus

To have a painfully large poo.

Wendy, I just gave birth from my anus!

by Ereck Flowers October 27, 2017

Birth Certificate Feet

When the bottoms of your (dirty) feet resemble that of the stamped feet on the card you get stamped as an infant.

The ladies walking around in these flip flops with birth certificate feet.

by Jennifred July 19, 2023

Birth Certificate Feet

When the bottoms of your (dirty) feet resemble the blackness of your feet stamp as an infant in the hospital.

Walking around in these flip flops with birth certificate feet.

by Jennifred July 19, 2023

Luna will give birth

Luna Loud from The Loud House will have Sully's children.

Luna will give birth

by doodeet3 September 12, 2023

Birth Canal Pals

When your friend fucks your mom.

Spent the night with your mom last night jeff, were birth canal pals now.

by Wicksterr May 12, 2018

birthful

adj. the act of feeling youthful and jubilant on the day of your birth

david wirth is birthful

by redoctober1234 September 12, 2011