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mig bike

Mig Bike (or Big Mike) is that one kid who plans to be a future army soldier in high school. He seems like a tough guy in hindsight but when you get to know him he can be a real gentle giant. You might know Mig Bike as a man of strong character, he's got a tight build, tall, can perform a fifty rep lying close-grip bar curl on a high pulley effortlessly and a standing one-arm dumbbell curl over an incline bench if he's really in the mood to rip some clut. For this greased beast getting pussy is always in the utmost priority. If you're of the XX chromosomal variety and happen to cross this macho man's path, happen to smell the scent of masculinity emanating from his presence, it is by the virtue of his existence that you jism buckets.
"man that ginger in French is a real asshole"
"chill, he's just a mig bike"
by hentaii__jake June 19, 2017
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Thunder Biking

A form of mountain biking performed during a thunderstorm.
The 40 mph winds, torrential downpour, and flooded roads were perfect conditions for thunder biking.
by mjaumen July 13, 2012
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bike smut

A film festival of radical pleasure. A collection of short erotic films made by inspired cyclists from all over the world. It is creative, funny, and aware!
The Bike Smut Festival is coming to my city!
by @chulaenfixie February 14, 2018
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birt bike

A type of dumb ass who goes by birt bike because he's too sped to prounonce dirt bike
Hey man want to go birt biking
God your such a Brendan

Why don't you say dirt bike like everyone else you dumb sped
A type of dumb ass who goes by birt bike because he's top sped to prounonce dirt bike
by Birt Bike April 19, 2018
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Bike Bregador

A Bike Brigader is one that styles their hair like David Bowie in Labyrinth They wear spandex with boots and has multi color hair. You can usually find a bike brigader hanging out at any local park. They usually hang out in packs. You can find them dumpster diving and they are usually vegan or vegetarian. These individuals are hard to distinguish from homeless people. They usually act like they are hard core punk but listen to bad emo music and high school music.
Bike Bregadors=Homless Chic
Bike Bregadors=No showering
Bike Bregadors=dumpster diving
by littlemanor23 October 29, 2010
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bike shedding

Another name for Parkinson's Law of Triviality. It's when an individual or group fixates on discussing trivial issues or ones way outside their area of expertise because the pressing issues they actually need to resolve are too hard for them to constructively engage with.

You know you're the victim of bike shedding when a colleague wants to call a meeting to discuss his face-palmingly idiotic suggestions for your project while deliberately ignoring critical problems of their own that they don't know how to fix or get started with.
Developer: The CEO wants to be involved in the website redesign
Marketing: And the COO too. Pure bike shedding.
by jetpants May 1, 2019
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bike bunny

“Yo dude look at that fine ass bike bunny!” -fred
“I know she’s hella chill too!” - juan
by beach love May 28, 2022
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