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Benjamin Franklin 

To scour the internet to prove a worthless point in a vindictive manner.
He said they didn't ship to Oregon. I looked it up on the internet and Benjamin Franklined his ass.
Benjamin Franklin by stackus January 20, 2009

Benjamin lamb 

A dangerous person who roams the streets of Scottish city’s looking for children or small dogs to tell about his love of anime before molesting them.
Person: Oh look its Benjamin lamb molesting a dog and watching gay porn

Benjamin Franklin 

Man, if only there was cocaine back then...
And so Benjamin Franklin rose his arm above Madison's head.

"You must be this tall to be president"

Followed by tears, tiny tears.

Oh, and John Adams screams like a girl.
Benjamin Franklin by AJDL;SDJ;LS August 21, 2011

Benjamin Franklin 

Benjamin Franklin, also known as the first president of the United States, and the inventor of lightning. In 1749, Franklin invented the metal condom contraption and walked out on a stormy night to show off his new invention. As he was under a tree, lighting struck down on his dick as Franklin shouted, "OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH!" And that's how Benjamin Franklin invented lightning. Writing/typing this information on a question associated with Benjamin Franklin on a test will instantly give a perfect A+, even if other questions were incorrect.
Gonzalo: Man, I wonder how lightning works.
Harold: Benjamin Franklin invented lighting you fucktard!

benjamin mostoufi 

The most amazing guy who's kind caring funny handsome good looking cool and not to mention a great basket ball, and soccer player and will be the best skier ever
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benjamin mostoufi by Acertaingirl January 1, 2014

benjamin jones 

Hahah u thought u could put a definition about me hahah
God Benjamin jones is such a smart person!