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Benjamin The B

has too much porn in his google search history.
Benjamin The B watches too much porn
by uwumaster#37 February 9, 2019
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Benjamin Williamson

An absolute lad who is madman when he’s at bingo with georges nan with his supreme arm bands on and is a minge mincer
by Benj_williamson May 28, 2018
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Benjamin Trick

$20 is $20
He tried to get me to do a Benjamin Trick but $20 is $20
by Thx1277 April 21, 2023
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Benjamin Surplice

Benjamin surplice is a name derived from the small and desolate yet culturally-rich country of "zimbabwe" this is where he was born and raised by champion fortniter "Barrack Obama". he passed his skills on to ben as a child and went on to die a terrible death due to "AIDS" a terrifying disease transmitted by Dwayne johnson. With the crushing sadness of his fathers death, ben moved to Australia to attend the school AB shiterson. This is where he discovered his intense love and yearning for "MEN" after years of giving sloppy toppy and clapping cheeks he was eventually 200 pumped by "AIDS". like his father, he dies from the sickness. five years later a man named "jesus" got his reboot card and rezed him, bringing him back to life. If you have ever met Benjamin Surplice, then we both know he gave you a BJ
P1- sup g, hey bro, has your pp been feeling extra, uh.... Itchy latley???
P2- no? not really, why?
P1- im kinda worried man, what if it's something... bad?
P2- have you talked to benjamin surplice recently???
P1- yeah... yeah i did do that.
P2- *puts his hand on shoulder*
P1- he... he got you too, didn't he?
P2- *nods head*
P1- *goes in for the kiss*
P2- *rips his balls off*
P1- yessirrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
by Barrack obamama August 2, 2022
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Benjamin Cristinacce

If you meet a Benjamin Cristinacce you will fall in love with his massive dump truck and your girlfriends will instantly want to shag him
Benjamin Cristinacce is a sex animal
by Bailey Leighton April 22, 2022
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Benjamin BOMTEMPO

Benjamin BOMTEMPO is something very bad. if this is your name, you are cursed with extra body fat and non original or funyn jokes.
Benjamin BOMTEMPO is very stupid
by Benjamin BOMTEMPO hater April 28, 2022
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Benjamin Wannop

A little bum who has a wierd thing for cats, he never sees the light if day unless he's forced to in school, he loves valorant and other pc games, don't trust him he's not sane.
Me: Hello Benjamin Wannop
Ben: I love cats "shows a cat picture"
Me:"slaps"
by Gabba is the goat April 29, 2022
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