battery

someone who spends all of their energy doing literally nothing all day

"he literally is such a battery he needs a job"

by jacushfan900 April 27, 2025

Battery Pack

When you hype a person up too much and that person believes the hype.

Y’all must of put a battery pack on Kev the way he was talking all that shit……

by 2shotAb September 13, 2025

Double Battery Bank

Most commonly used in combination with the Battery Bank. However the Double Battery Bank includes an extra bill of higher denomination set aside for emergency funds that is stored between the phone and its cover.

Friend 1: "Damn, I only put $10 in my Battery Bank. I don't have enough cash to go with you guys."

Friend 2: "Don't forget about your Double Battery Bank! I just saw you put $20 behind your phone case yesterday!"

by ssimyllom August 31, 2010

dur-battery-um-phobia

when a person is scared of a duracell battery.

person= arggghh duracell battery
other person= you've got dur-battery-um-phobia

by pattatoe-fellow23 April 14, 2011

Selective Battery Amnesia

A problem that persists with the "System Management Bus," in a particular sector of the "Smart Battery System" that happens when a battery is over-charged or charged before being completely empty on countless events.

The effects of SBA are misreadings of battery life and malfunction of software of which work with the battery.

This problem persists in most battery chips found in portable electronics and can be fixed by draining the battery through one extended use before doing a full charge.

"Man, my computer says my battery is low, but I just charged it!" "Don't worry! it's Selective Battery Amnesia, just let the battery run down and it will fix itself!"

by LextheYeti September 4, 2011

The Battery Conservation Paradox

The decision faced when prompted with a low battery on a device such as a phone or ipod you wish to use later. Brought on by the fear that by going through the energy-consuming act of turning off the device you may actually use the last of the battery you are trying to conserve.

As Jenny needed her phone to call a cab later but had minimal battery left, she was faced with the Battery Conservation Paradox. Did she dare attempt to turn off her phone lest it die completely?

by Senormeowington October 14, 2011

Brown Battery

When two Males are having anal sex the penis is called the "brown battery"

"Did you hear about Kevin and Matt? He was talking about his brown battery. Kevin called Matt the Energizer Bunny!"

by whizkidddd February 9, 2013