basement shopping

noun. rediscovering previously owned possessions with joy that is typically reserved for retail shopping. Often used in the context of items that were in storage in your parent's (or a parental figure's) basement, but can refer to the basements of friends or relatives. Frequently used for items that were packed and stored for a move. May also include toiletries, paper goods, liquor, or other trivial items liberated from said basement.

After hearing how Jen convinced her father to let her liberate the beer from the basement refrigerator, Jen's friends were impressed by her skillful basement shopping.

Jen decided to organize her spare bedroom closet and do some hard-core basement shopping.

Jess had way too much stuff in storage in her basement, so she invited Jen to do some basement shopping.

Amanda got an ice cream maker, a smoothie maker, and a tennis racket while basement shopping!

by JenMaddog January 22, 2011

basement bozo

A person who stereotypically does not get a job or work, they failed at school and would tell you they "dont giva".

The truth is they live in thiers mums basement and they are unreliable party idiots.

This phrase can be used when the person does have a house but its a mess etc, they key aspect is the stereotype "basement bozo".

that guy is such a basement bozo he needs to get a life.

you know that person will be a basement bozo after results day.

"i dont giva" if you call me a basement bozo, your a neek mate.

by get off yo fat ass April 29, 2009

kangaroo in the basement

Phrase commmonly used to describe a male's erection. Basement refers to the pants, kangaroo...well that speaks for itself.

"Daaamn son! Thurs no way you coulda hid that kangaroo in the basement."

by Melissa Egan December 9, 2008

Basement Breeder

Term for a (typically) male man that lives at home with his parents, and is generally at least 30, who lives like a rat and is fat and smells like shit, and is a huge keyboard warrior

Basement Breeder: (le troll troll troll)
You: Wow you're such a fucking Basement Breeder!

by LawdJeebus October 31, 2014

a cat in the basement

A paradox

If you are Irish and don't drink on St Patrick's, don't be surprised if someone calls you a cat in the basement.

by Sexydimma March 18, 2015

basement pirate

When you sexually Dudu every someone in your moms basement

Your a basement pirate

by Adam467 December 14, 2016

Basement Show

A term that American fraternities use to denote rituals that take place in their basements. These include hazing or other things they do in their basement that no one else can ever see or hear about.

That little pussy freshman almost died last night in the Basement show.

by DickJohnson12345 September 4, 2019