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Baltimore Boat

(1) A "Baltimore Boat" is an industrial ship equipped with a crane that is capable of loading & unloading full-sized cargo containers while at sea (NOT on dry land) and/or other heavy debris, such as pieces of a broken bridge or oil rig.

(2) A "Baltimore Boat" (Negative Connotation) iS a Ship That Accidentally Destroys Major iNFRASTRUCTURE, or Causes Naval iNCONViNiENCES, Much Like the "Ever Given" iN the Suez Canal.
(1) We need a Baltimore Boat to unload the baltimore boat that destroyed the Francis Scott Key Bridge.
(2) After the Baltimore Boat unloaded the cargo containers, it craned pieces of a broken bridge onto a transport ship for recycling.
by AQ22 March 29, 2024
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Baltimore boat wreck

When 2 guys are bridging a lady and she calls for a switch and one guy dies not rotate to the right and the guys bang erect dicks.
This dude was total amateur hour she called switch and dude went left, had a Baltimore boat wreck. Just awkward...
by Binky D April 10, 2024
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Baltimore Front Porch

The act of braiding a girls hair while she give you a blow job.
Dude 1: I got a blow job last night from a baddie! She made me braid her hair while she was doing it though.

Dude 2 : Bro that's a Baltimore Front Porch.

Dude 1: sick!
by Malmal Migo May 3, 2024
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Baltimore Blow Dryer

The act of covering your dick in Old Bay, making her suck it off, and sticking one live crab claw up her ass and making another pinch her tits. You then go to the Chesapeake Bay Bridge and cum off the top.
Homie: Yo stupid you get that Baltimore Blow Dryer from that one girl?
Me: Hell yeah dummy! That shi was fire. My dick still burn.
by Yur Dummy May 9, 2024
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Baltimore Slamshot

Where someone deuces (poops) themselves and takes there underwear off with the deuce still in and slingshot it at someone’s (hopefully in the face
I just hit lil marlin with the Baltimore slamshot
by dillyonthabeat May 10, 2024
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Baltimore Wind Tunnel

The act in which a Girl/Old woman sits on their partners face and queefs down the recievers throat. These acts usually make the recievers breath smell like a fish market afterwards.
Oh Honey, I gave this Nice young man a Baltimore wind Tunnel a couple days ago. He cant get the taste of salmon out of his mouth.
by Beekay104 December 2, 2024
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Baltimore lean

the Baltimore lean is the lean of basically people that are using drugs or on drugs and they lean from it.

example: that person on heavy drugs they got that Baltimore lean
by kemarchives December 6, 2024
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