loose bagel

When a female is a slut and tells everyone about her sexual encounters, she's a loose bagel

lauren is a loose bagel

by Mojojojo April 25, 2016

Toasting a Bagel

A low-key way to saying you need to take a huge dump in mixed/polite company, such as at work or at your Grandmother's house.

"Have you seen Chris lately?" "Naa he'll be another 10 minutes, he had to Toast a Bagel. Poor guy had taco bell for lunch".

"Angela announced she would be Toasting a Bagel and would be off the phones for about 20 minutes."

by nickl140 July 27, 2012

Bagel Twisting

The act of two males coming together in an intimate setting where they face each other naked and proceed to combine their erect penises in a twisting motion.

Thomas: Last night Marc and I finally consummated our relationship with a nice bagel twisting session.

by Don Pavlic August 22, 2011

Breakfast bagel

When a person pours hollandaise sauce or some other breakfast condiment all over another persons booty hole before eating it.

"Bro when I was managing a Mcdonalds I totally breakfast bageled a girl who worked for me in the back office nom nom nom!"

by Big Dog Troy June 16, 2018

cunt bagel

(noun) Anyone who is acting like a huge douchebag and doesn't realize it. It can also be used to describe a situation that sucks ass.
synonyms: Pacman

Why did you just shit on my face you fucken cunt bagel?!?!

Oh man, having to eat grundel pie can be such a cunt bagel.

by Christiano January 10, 2007

Chooch Bagel

an insult to a person or persons, the meaning can be of anything to become an insult

"Your a Chooch Bagel." "That guy over there is acting like a Chooch Bagel." "What a Chooch Bagel, didn't even give me the right change."

by Chooch Master Flex February 3, 2010

Bagel Dog

A delicious treat enjoyed by many, consisting of a hot dog surrounded by a hot toasty bagel. It may or may not be topped with condiments.

"Mary Poppins and company are making bagel dogs tonight."

"Get your hands off my bagel dog!"

by Bagel dogs for life March 27, 2009