honey badger

a nastyass. a honeybadger is most likely to not give a shit. he takes what he wants and he will do anything to get it. even climb a tree. he is fearless and nothing can stand in his way.

woah! that guy is such a honey badger! he's legit!

by blacksnow23x August 09, 2011

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badgering the witness

to masturbate, the violent manipulation or aggressive stroking of ones genitals

I couldn't get it up for Mary because I was badgering the witness all afternoon.

Susan caught her brother badgering the witness while watching Full House.

by theanarchist July 01, 2013

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Mexican badger

When your having sex with a girl, but nut to fast, so in an attempt to prolong it, you go down on her, inevitably, eating your own nut.

Guy 1- bro, I accidentally gave myself a Mexican badger last night with Wharton.
Guy2- what the hell is that?
Guy1- she was so tight I nutted super fast so I decided to eat her out untill I got hard again, but I ended up eating my own nut.
Guy 2- get away from me.

by Cooter skooter October 07, 2018

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Badger's Milk

Badger's Milk is a potent concoction shot of Wild Turkey 101, half & Half and Sabra Liqueur.

Badger's Milk was founded on February 25, 2012 at the Chandelier Bar located in the Cosmopolitan. Badger's Milk unleashed it's powerful vengeance on an unsuspected Party Crew, incapacitating all those who dared to consume the Badger's venomous Milky like substance.

Be WARNED. "The Honey Badger don't care!"

by Chewed Sideburn February 28, 2012

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Money Badger

Representative Paul Ryan from Wisconsin, who is known for a budget that he claims will preserve current government programs without bankrupting the nation.

Even though the congress and the president made claims regarding stimulating the economy, the Money Badger did a thorough analysis that refuted their assertions.

by Puchin August 12, 2012

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