A country that does not exist. Everyone who says they are from Australia is an actor paid by the government to make us think the flat earth is not round.
by Definitely the CIA October 21, 2019

An upside down country famous for its shitposters, vegemite and rampant 6 foot spider problem. Those who visit Australia are required to have a ground harness so that they do not fall into the sun.
by SMTElitist June 21, 2023

Australia is a fake country implanted in almost evryone's memories by the US Gouvernement. It's funny because how can people still belive in the 21st century that a country can be upside down! Come on, Isaac Newton invented gravity for something, people can't be upside down, they woulod just fal down into the Milkway. And also, it's a supposed land in which lives mythological animals called "Giraffes".
Friend 1: I don't know what fiction book should I buy today.
Friend 2: Well, pic this one called Australia, it's 100% fiction.
Friend 2: Well, pic this one called Australia, it's 100% fiction.
by Jacobo The Canadian June 11, 2019

by yesnomaybenoyesnoyes November 9, 2020

"I heard that Australians go to schools on kangaroos and fight wild animals to do so!"
"Bish, we go to school like every normal person"
"Bish, we go to school like every normal person"
by mintehberri May 20, 2022

Land of crocodiles, and no fear.
If you have someone in you life that lived (or lives) in Australia they arnt afraid of anything.
If you have someone in you life that lived (or lives) in Australia they arnt afraid of anything.
My friend is from Australia.
by Hayden L. October 1, 2019

australia
by asdftgyhujikoiutgfv September 11, 2020
