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Oh? The truckazord looking cripple wants me dead? I wonder why... You see what's wrong with them (existentially) right? He's just like that other cripple Noah. The money and the women aren't enough for him to you have to force me to pretend I'm inferior or that they aren't crippled or it isn't any fun for him to have all the money and the women.
Hym "Good! Now is the perfect time to assassinate me, actually! I just figured out how to solve the dead-man switch problem! So, if we assume there is no afterlife, there is no way for me to find out whether or not the dead-man switch works on the bomb that I am, right? WRONG! Here's what we do: Announce my death publicly BEFORE you kill me... THEN... I'll get to see whether or not it works! Get it? Problem solved!"
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
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Detroit MOB Assassin Pirus (Defunct)

A defunct Compton-linked Piru set that operated on Detroit’s Westside, mainly around W. Seven Mile & Fenton and the Beyond the Gates Apartments. Once allied with BPSN and rivals of Brightmoor GDs, their territory was taken over by 5Point Nation Crips (SCRG/BJSG) between 2022–2024.
The Detroit MOB Assassin Pirus (Defunct) used to run the Beyond the Gates Apartments, but by 2024, 5PN had fully replaced their tags and control.”—Five Points local
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 10, 2025
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AssAssin

Person 1: Damn bro I didn't know you were an AssAssin

Person 2: Who are you!? Wtf are you doing in my house!? GET OUT BEFORE I CALL THE COPS!
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