Old enough to kick your ass

What some teens say when an older person asks how old they are.

How old are you?
Old enough to kick your ass.

by Judge dredd7 October 20, 2011

Shove it up your ass sideways

Meaning;I don't give a f***! Get away or I'll kick your ass,my foot going in sideways! Used when extremly annoyed or pissed off by somebody. Also can be used as a comeback

Annoyed
Person 1:Oh,Oh,Oh can I have your autograph?!
Person 2: Just shove it up your ass sideways,damnit! D<

Comeback
Person 1:Coward!!
Person two:shove it up you ass sideways.

by FlippyHippy October 8, 2010

Blowing sunshine up your ass

Trump’s preferred Covid-19 cure

Vaccine? Who needs a vaccine? Blowing sunshine up your ass, that’ll get rid of that nasty corona. We have all the best sunshine here. UV, ultraviolet, you name it.

by Legitcures April 23, 2020

He will go jihad on your ass

well jihad is a holy war waged on behalf of Islam as a religious duty..

but here in america when someone (typically a middle easterner) or anyone is angry or upset ..you say.. he's gona go jihad on your ass

by j0-Rocks December 23, 2004

Smack Fire From Your Ass

smack the shit out of some one
or beat their ass.. whatever you want to call it

"If you don't quit with the bullshit I'll smack fire from your ass"
"I should smack fire from your ass"
"Bitch if you dont quit talking that shit I'mma smack fire from your ass"

by Babi Kk August 3, 2005

Don't wipe your ass with me!

A response to someone who likes to insult or belittle you once there is a crowd to entertain. Usually it is the social arsonist that is the antagonist and this is a perfect, appropriate response.

ANTAGONIST -"What have you been doing all day? Walking around doing nothing? Have you fixed anything? "

RESPONSE - "Don't wipe your ass with me!"

by Horse head April 17, 2017

a pull up your ass

a noun phrase which describes a person who is bitchy

e.g. Hey Mom, you've got a pull up your ass. Maybe if you pick it, maybe you won't act so bitchy no more.

by madcraft October 5, 2008