Everything Geezly

If You Not Gang You A Fein Or Hater
“WassGunnin Gz”......”EVERYTHING GEEZLY
by Bronxmade June 23, 2018
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A sexual act which involves one party hammering gravel into the other's booty cheeks(creating the, "everything," part of the bagel.) Following this, asshole will be filled with cream cheese, creating an everything bagel.
Next, the individual will have anal sex with the other, adding semen to the everything bagel. After this, the cream cheese and semen will be eaten along with the actual flesh of the ass.
"Dude did you hear that Charlie gave Brennon a Czechoslovakian Everything Bagel last night?"

"I did, totally brutal dude."
by drinking24ozofwaterrn June 22, 2024
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Everything Will Work Out

The biggest lie we were all told as kids
Mom: Don't worry sweetie, everything will work out.
Me with depression and anxiety: THE HELL IT WILL
by CrusadeToaster4 May 16, 2020
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Simple Everything

A tax system where if you are a victim of humiliation, you can tax on the perpetrator by simply asking non-cash gifts.
George: Alex said I cannot make EDM music, because I am fat.
William: Wait, is your uncle a local EDM artist?
George: Yes, he is. He teaches me how to DJ.
William: So call Alex for a Simple Everything, let him get you a cheeseburger.
George: That's a good idea.
by Lighter_Waterfalls April 03, 2020
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Jerry Rigged Everything

When you bend a device specifically a phone to when it’s no longer powered on.
Who did a Jerry Rigged Everything on this phone.
by A guy with a cracked phone September 06, 2023
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Everything is possible, including the possibility of impossibility.
person1: don't ever give up! everything is possible after all!
person2: so is the possibility of impossibility. dont you know the Everything-and-Nothing Paradox?
by gyatt? March 05, 2024
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Smash Everything day

“Woah why did you just give me backshots?”

“It’s smash everything day bro”
by TheChickenDude September 11, 2022
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