Ian

An old bloke who has no hair. Having anger problems he can be very annoying roasting himself on many occasions.

What hair cut would you like a buzz cut, mullet or an Ian.

by Hairy Head April 15, 2020

Ian

If ones name is Ian you know for a fact, he is destined to be bald

Mother: oh look our new baby boy!
Dad: he looks like an Ian to me!
Mother:*ends husbands life*
Mother: what a moron

by Urmumgaylol101 October 28, 2019

Ian

He is insane about girls.he loves talking about girls.he usually talks about how good they look mostly the lower part

That’s so Ian

by Mhhh343 July 25, 2019

Ian

Ian is a total jerk! He’ll make fun of you and make your life a living hell. He thinks he’s so cool but really he’s a sad excuse for a human being

I hate Ian

by I really love him July 31, 2019

Ian

A stupid weak coward who eats raw eggs

Ian is a stupid weak coward who eats raw eggs

by gay dummy September 14, 2019

Ian

An angry fucking racist.

What an Ian.

by Etuyk January 9, 2020

Ian

Ian is a guy with a pau face that looks like Disney's animated character, Bao.

Friend 1: Have you seen Ian?
Friend 2: Yes, now I feel like eating Din Tai Fung.

by elvinkee July 13, 2019