Midnight Accounting

1. Changing the books to hide shit.

2. Doing things and the wrong things at the last minute.

3. Hiding more shit and dunp it on someone else.

4. Combine all three by adding some hincky shit.

1. Man, this client is so fucked and owes a shitton to other people. Time to do some midnight accounting.

2. Quick! The tax man is coming. You done with the midnight accounting?

by Biff Stephenson April 13, 2023

Accountant

A code for sex work. Porn, prostitution, online video

Nobody asks you any questions if you say you are an accountant

by The most awesome person EVER August 03, 2021

Accountant

A sister of the brotherhood. The accountant top trumps those brothers who are outer circle.

You are not the accountant. She will never accept you as a brother of the inner circle

by Hayesy2801 May 06, 2024

backpack account

An account you use in video games to store gear for you.

Nick, you can get those items off that backpack account.

by googleman1 April 21, 2015

Restricted Account

When you get butt-fucked by Samsung

IT Manager: Hey did you manage to figure out that "Restricted Account"?

Pleb: No sire Samsung decided to pull out their BBC and show me what's up...

by Kenshen107 August 06, 2019

Create Google Account

what 12 year old's do for every different site...

"CREATE GOOGLE ACCOUNT!? THIS IS THE THIRD ONE IN THE SPAN OF 10 MINUTES."

by IMadeThisAccountJustForThissss August 14, 2021

Schrodinger's bank account

A term used in Sethical's Baku Series to describe where somebody is lying that their bank account is full of paper, saying that it's empty or not.

Lil Broomstick: Ay bro not that I'm broke or anything but you could slide a couple coins my way.
Obito, strongest muthafucka in the series: You got Schrodinger's bank account. We don't know if that shit's empty or not.

by jeffthebalkan March 03, 2024