Australia

The best country on earth. The only real problem is everything besides the people wants to fucking kill you. Even the kangaroos man. For fucks sake.

American: Bro Australia is better than America.
Other American: Shut the fuck up.
American: The truth hurts man, so does stepping on a box jellyfish.

by yourmomisbadyouhaveabaddad May 2, 2021

Australia

They come second.
But seconed is 1st place for losers.

1974 out, 1975 well they needed to copy em. Australia!

by There's a stain on your lepel. September 27, 2023

Australia

Fire

Adelaide: yo! What is this?? This song is straight Australia

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You can also substitute the word for the flag when texting (🇦🇺)

by NonlivingOrganism January 29, 2020

australia johnston

a black person

hey australia johnston, your black

by Mr.Hann March 12, 2020

Australia

A country that does not exist. Everyone who says they are from Australia is an actor paid by the government to make us think the flat earth is not round.

Don’t forget to pay the Actors. We don’t want people to know the Australia is fake.

by Definitely the CIA October 21, 2019

Australia

One of the most misunderstood countries, where (from an Australian) nothing/nobody cares enough to try to kill you. Just don’t be stupid and you’ll be fine.

American 1: hey should I go to Australia? Sounds Kinda cool.
American 2: nooo way! They have so many deadly animals!
Australian: shut up Dave you have fucking guns.

by Veeto_cheeto September 29, 2023

Australia

Oh yes the place where fucked up weird shit happens like losing. a war to a bird

Jose: hey did you heard a woman had sex with a toilet while them an was giving anal to the woman and a another woman licking the man balls and someone else giving anal?

jack: im sorry WHAT THE FUCK WHERE IN GOD NAME DID THAT EVEN HAPPE-

Jose: Australia

Jack: oh ok

by YAY_fucktheinternet December 15, 2021