attractivities

1. certain objects on one's body that makes that person attractive

(OPPOSITE) Unattractivities (on a attractive person).

i.e. that girl is kinda ugly, but she's got a few attractivities that might make me say otherwise

by perpy June 3, 2011

Genetic Attraction

When someone takes "go fuck your mother" as literal. Do a bing of this and you might think twice about your 'grosser than gross' jokes as I heard them in 6th grade, An Eye In Shadows implied the grosser than gross cracks to a darker degree as I had implied genetic attraction as an insult. See the thing about "German Siblings Having Four Kids" talk about V. C. Andrews output as creative nonfiction. Dailymail did a piece about a mother doing the nasty with her own son on tape; don't say I warned you if you look this up as I did a pinterest of the article with the hashtag #EEWWWW. In 2003 The Guardian did a piece on the bizarre phenomenon.

Reagan M. of therichest dot com did a list on this weird genetic attraction shit; talk about Flowers in the Attic being creative nonfiction there. V. C. Andrews would be rolling in her grave as these jokers where taking the rule34 implications between brother and sister literally, as I had implied insults at detractors, "you have better luck getting your own mother pregnant." This is under the hashtag on twitter known as puke worthy.

by illinoishorrorman June 2, 2018

Attraction

Not is there is a through-line because all of the different type of men you're attracted to.

Hym "Because then it's just the thing I said and not the thing you said. You don't have to admit you're not selecting on personality so you don't havebto be full of shit and YOUR personality is bipedal, sentient turd you fuck-ass clown. Give it up with your everything is nebulous attraction bullshit or do an actual audit of the people you're actually fuck and all of the confounding variables."

by Hym Iam February 10, 2025

Distractingly Attractive

When someone is too attractive to ignore but not attractive to be entranced by them.

I hate being around her, she’s so distractingly attractive

by Dyloog TGL March 21, 2019

Historically Attractive

Fat and a small penis. Back in the day, being fat meant you were rich and could support a women and ancient people's adored small penises. This make you attractive in the past but not now

Donald Trump is Historically Attractive

by John mojo January 29, 2021

1-10 female attractiveness

A assistant scale that men use to rate a female. Typically used to rate body type then used to rate the facial features.

Dave: on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale what was your blind date?
Corey: body was at least a 9 and face was a 4 ,man. I couldn't get over her unibrow and huge nose.

by -major disappointment September 13, 2016

1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

A scale usually used by men determining how good looking a woman is. With 1 being the ugliest and 10 the prettiest.

Mike: "Dude she's so hot!"
Dave: "Yeah man she's like an 8 on the 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale."

by DeFINnneer August 26, 2016