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A person who can be a straight up dick, an annoying fuck and a jackass in that key combination. But! Certain assholes, the funny assholes/nice assholes are usually cocky, outgoing, annoying, and very smartass causing a laughing stock in any room, chat, and classroom.
Funny Asshole
Beeby: "Dude, my ass looks good in these shorts. Ya think?"
Triss: "..." *pause of silence* "What ass?" *bursts out into laughter*

Asshole
Beeby: "Well what do you think of my ass in these shorts."
Triss: "They're ok. I don't really fuckin care." *gives careless shrug*
Asshole by Dragoness Of Heart December 31, 2017
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Díana: Tyler fuck yOu ! You’re an asshole
Tyler: I know I am
Asshole by Gloryoongi July 5, 2018
A person who continuously tests the limits of their relationships with other people to see where that person being tested will draw the line in terms of acceptable behavior and attitude.
A person who is extremely objective to the world around them and has no inherent trust in anything until proven otherwise
A person who, through their lack of trust in the world and objectiveness, has become extremely wise
Dan is an Asshole.
Asshole by jreezysjsu June 3, 2018
A person who is racist, sexist, homophobic, and/or ableist.

If a white person says the N word, they're a fucking asshole.
If a cishet person uses the F slur, they're a fucking asshole.
If you use the R slur or use the word "autistic" as an insult, you're a fucking asshole.

However, if you do any of that, don't worry. You can leave your asshole like ways behind by educating yourself, being kinder, listening to minorities, and apologising to everyone you've hurt. Just don't stay an asshole.
Edgy memer: Lol look at that r*t*rd*d n*gg*r.
Normal person: Dude, stop that. Seriously, you're being an asshole!
To push someone’s ass into a hole of some sort in an effort to get them out of your way

“If he gets in your way, asshole him!”
Asshole, verb.