Alberte

She looks normal at the first sight but when you get to know her, she turns out to be a weird, person. Alberte is perfect if your name is Julius so find you a woman like her(If thats your name)
Julius: OMG Alberte is so perfect. I love her so much.
by Oli the chaotic god September 12, 2019
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Alberte

an Alberte is a shitty slut

she brings Tri-angle-drama

she sucks-
dick as well
Guy: look an Alberte

Other Guy: eww she socks slutty woman
by ahahhaah January 22, 2018
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Alberte

"Alberte" is a person that is really sweet but at the same time a little angry girl. At one moment she is tearing your skin off and the next she's saying how much she likes you.
She's acting like Alberte

Chill, you're beginning to act like Alberte
by Aggressive bitch November 20, 2016
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Albert shaw

Boy 1: Have you heard the Grabbers real name is Albert shaw?
Girl 1: Your lucky he’s dead now otherwise you’d be next on his list Goldilocks!
by aml30x January 30, 2024
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Cold Albert

1) Poop on plate
2) Stick poopy plate in freezer
3) Wait several hours
4) Put frozen poop back in poop shoot
5) Poop out frozen poop on partner
6) Repeat

Endless fun
Cold alberts are great fun for the family
by Cold albie April 01, 2013
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Albert

Someone really straight and incredibly epic who drowns in pussay

Someone who gets female attention without even trying
Johnny sins is an ALBERT

Oh look how much females he gets, he must be an ALBERT
by Smsislwm sms March 28, 2021
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albert

To Albert, something means to sit on them and break them
by help28 August 17, 2022
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