always

a.)A vague and sarcastic response used to neutralize any statement that can be interpreted as sarcastically-attacking or passive aggressive regarding either you or what you represent.

b.)A useful response to questions or statements when the answer is yes or no. It works two-fold as an enhanced replacement for yes or an incredibly sarcastic replacement for no.

c.)A great way to take a compliment

a.) (1)Mary: Whoa, you look like you just woke up next two busted condoms and a guy with a mullet
Jen:...Always...

(2)Brian: Matt, doing whippets the night before finals is a fucking GREAT idea.
Matt:...Always...

b.) (1)-Are you hungry at all?
-Always

(2)Todd:Adam, what's the deal with your mom?
Heather:She's Hott
Todd:Yeah, Is she available?
Adam:yeah~always....Fuck you guys, I'm going to home.
(laughter ensues)

c.) (1)Porscha: Wow, that thing's Enormous.
Deon: Always..

by IceBags November 14, 2006

the fade away

the act of avoiding a friend as a means to end the friendship. Can also be used on boyfriends/girlfriends if you are particularly mean.

I am so tired of her shit. I'm not returning her calls, and I'm giving her the fade away.

by AJ August 20, 2004

The one that got away

The sweet, kind guy who showed his feelings and genuinely cared for a woman and would have treated her like a treasure.

If you are reading this, you are the one that got away, and the girl who went back to the other guy instead of dating you regrets her decision.

by anonymous February 4, 2022

away-noway

Some one who looks hot far away but up close no way!

My science teacher was such a babe from far but when I asked her for help I realized she was an away-noway.

by Daviee August 20, 2006

there's always room for jello

There is always time to have sex, even in the most stolen moments.

Even though I have to be at my therapist's office in 15 minutes, there's always room for jello.

by julieann February 16, 2008

Swing Life Away

(noun) One of the best songs by a recorded definition rock band known as "Rise Against." This band has written several well-known and loved songs. This particular item is fabulous, and should be blasted on your stereo as you drive through town or whereever you drive.

"DUDE! Put back in Rise Against, flip it to Swing Life Away!"

by crys_tal July 16, 2005

shit did you put the bong away?

An exclamation of terror, often said while under the influence of cannabis. The bong in question is a smoking implement, and if it has not been concealed or "put away", a parent or figure of authority may find it. This is a highly detrimental situation for the users of the bong.

J. Shit did you put the bong away?
M. Nah man, didn't you?
J. No, i thought you were going to
M. ...fuck

by Madmooseman April 4, 2009