planks

a combination of please and thanks. Used to save time.

Can you bring that shirt for me tomorrow planks

by YaMuddaMan October 26, 2022

Formal Planking

Business men are to formal to plank.

So formal planking was invented. Much like normal planking, just while wearing a something smart EG a suit.

Man 1 : Our lunchtime in our office are so boring.
Man 2 : Lets go formal planking.

by Fishingman December 18, 2011

Skank Plank

A slutty man's penis. Generally referring to his filthy genitalia.

I wouldn't touch his skank plank with a 10 ft pole.

by br March 5, 2015

Plank

Describing a very erect penis.

"Baby, your thingy was like a plank last night- straight and smooth and hard as wood"

by Csj420 November 15, 2020

Planking

(A posture assumed on an escalator, in which the forearms are rested upon the moving rail, and the ankles to the parallel rail. The body appears as if it is a board stretched across the escalator on the way down, or up. This resembling a wooden board (a plank) stretched across the rails. The goal is to position the body as straight as possible, and utilize ones upper and lower body strength to this advantage.

Variations:

(1) "Planking to Hell": When the act is performed on the downward moving escalator.
(2) "Planking to Heaven": When the act is performed on the upward moving escalator
(3) "Ride the Plank!": The act of encouraging another to go planking.

"Dude we should totally hit the mall and go planking."
"I give that planking a 6/10."
"She was literally planking, I'm surprised the mall cop didn't kick her out!"
"Ride the plank, scumbag!"

by DeityDurg January 31, 2023

thomas the plank engine

a subreddit on reddit dot com made to post recreations of wacky things people dreamed of
popular youtuber matt rose made a video on it recently

some gems from r/thomas the plank engine:

akinator: i think of "eat shit"
the kinger has decided your fate (your fate: boulder)
pouring ants into the deepfrier will NOT be tolerated. thank you for read. (thumbs down emoji guy)
twitter thread: what happened to this video? i can't find it - i took it down it was too powerful
(freddy fazbear in the ssb ultimate roster)

by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le December 18, 2023

spaz plank

When a spaz meets a plank! The bastard child of Dumb and Dumber! too stupid to be simply labeled a spaz, too backwards to be simply labeled a plank - spaz plank.

"Darn Pa, I seems to have spilt moms cherryade on the dawg again"

"Shit Rufus you spaz plank, you're no son o' mine"

by Liam J. Taylor April 29, 2008