turd fuel cells

Hydrogen fuel cell using Hydrogen made from methane produced from decomposing turds

If turd fuel cells could power the shipping industry, there would be fewer turds & less fossil fuel being burnt

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 29, 2021

Single cell human

A single cell human is somebody narrow minded and like an actual single cell organism only has one function and purpose in life. Most single cell humans do not realise they are which therefore makes them even wors. They usually ass lick leaders and dominant/alpha people, you could say this is a similar word to sheep

“Ugh, she’s such a single cell human.”

by sailA Alias August 4, 2018

Cell number selfie

To send a selfie with your cell phone number written on a sheet of paper to prevent being catfish.

Could you send me a cell number selfie so I can know this is really you in the pictures.

by Jstratosphere December 20, 2018

cell phone samba

the erratic movements of a person trying to get better cell phone service.

The other day, a man ran into me while doing the cell phone samba in the grocery store.

by tortuga azul September 4, 2010

cell phone salute

When one attempts to send or receive a text message with little or no reception by raising his or her cell phone up in the air thinking that somehow they will gain more bars.

"Dude i didn't know you were a Nazi."

"I'm not. I have no signal bars so i have to do the cell phone salute to get this message out or my woman is gonna be pissed"

by SixStringSaint August 17, 2009

Cell Phone Moan

While eating a chick out, you grab your cell phone, call your buddy and when he answers you begin pleasuring your partner with the phone.

use your imagination

by floyd January 2, 2004

Gayla's Cell Phone

A mystical object which has never been seen by human eyes. It has been said that this phone exists
1. a legendary object, which has never been seen by human eyes, with or without a determinable basis of fact or a natural explanation, that is rumored to be kept at her house stuffed in a drawer, which is naturally the most normal place for a cell phone to be.
2. stories or matter of this kind: realm of myth.
3. any invented story, idea, or concept.
4. an imaginary or fictitious thing or person: I had read about the Lady Of The Lake in Arthurian mythology in high school, and she's got nothing on Gayla's Cell Phone
5. an unproved or false collective belief that is used to justify a social institution.

Hey let's call Gayla on her cell phone! Oh wait, Gayla's Cell Phone is at home in her drawer, where it retains maximum usefulness.

by richurd September 23, 2008