Simp

Logan Montgomery

Dude, Logan Montgomery is such a fucking simp

by YoureKindaSus March 11, 2020

Simp

A word used to describe a guy who is overly nice to literally every girl regardless of who they are in order to lose his virginity. Usually doesn't get laid until they're in their 30s.

Someone: I bought her so much stuff from the mall, I'll bet she likes me now."
Reddit: Simp.

by CrusadeToaster4 May 4, 2020

Simp

A kid who goes all out for puss but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Commonly associated with the name Michael Inman

Guy 1: Dude Inman keeps ditching me to hang out with females or legos i never talk to him anymore

Guy 2: I know niggas really be simpin alot of times

by The anti simp February 16, 2020

Simp

A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

Guy's Friend: Come play some games bro, Doom Eternal just came out.
Guy: I just want some puss puss
Guy's Friend: That's what a Simp would say

by dsfghfd March 25, 2020

Simp

Any guy named Ryan. If you meet a Ryan, immediately assume that dudes a simp. Never trust a Ryan to be a non-simp. Just listen to the word "Ryan" roll off your tongue, doesn't it just REMIND you of a simp? Both 4 letters, end and start with a consonant, letters gravitate to the bottom (and lesser) half of the alphabet.. it just makes sense. Every single thing you can use to describe a Simp, you can also use to describe a Ryan.

Ryan: "Oh, did you see that guy? He's a total simp!"
Not Ryan: "Don't you mean a Ryan?"
Ryan: "....Yeah..."

by Panicking Pancakes July 12, 2020

simp

1. someone (usually a guy) seen as too attentive or submissive towards women.

2. a male who worships any and every woman within six feet.

3. those named “kenji” are the biggest simps

kenji, stop fucking simping for momo and making excuses for it. ❤️

by the biggest chad in existence September 1, 2020

simp

shae minahan

‘damn he’s such a simp!’
‘what’s a simp?’

‘you know shae minahan? yeah that’s a fucking simp!’

by juicycockbiter March 8, 2020