Chinese Pineapple

The act of ejaculating into partner's eyes, causing a stinging sensation, thus making the victim squint their eyes like an asian.

-HUHhHHGH-
Uh fuck it burns....! Did you really have to give me the Chinese Pineapple?!

by EdgyChicken January 3, 2020

Pineapple Spread

When you cum in her, and she pisses so the "spread" comes out mixed together.

"Yo, that bitch was fucked up, we made some pineapple spread man!"

by Trendstarter4689 January 8, 2018

pineapple fucker

Someone who’s over obsessed with pineapples to the point it’s a cult

She is such a pineapple fucker, look how she dresses. (It’s covered in pineapples)

by Dreamcatcher69 March 22, 2019

real pineapple

HA! Your stupid enough to search "real pineapple"? Pineapples aren't real, you only see them if you take drugs.

Person 1: I saw a pineapple the other day, a real pineapple!
Person 2: No. You took drugs the other day, real drugs.

by codabear659 July 21, 2017

Pineapple with Pizza

: basically a pizza with pineapple chunks on it.

: popularized by SB19's bunso, Junstin de Dios.

: but can also be a big pineapple with pizza chunks, yes, possible.

Delivery Boy: Sir, here's your order. Pineapple with pizza. Enjoy!

Ken: Ay, nandito na pala? How fast. Solomoooot ♥️💕💘💞😍

by BBJoshiephine October 4, 2020

Pineapple Concubine

A woman who lives with a Pineapple but has lower status than his wife or wives and are regarded as socially or sexually subservient; mistress to the Pineapple.But no, a bunch of prickly women who live with a man, Generally lower social standing than say the dude wife.

hey my new friends said they were Pineapple Concubine and I said WTF is that and then they explained

by tudders1 April 12, 2017

pineapple pizza

a disgrace to italians

p1; so i'd like to order a pineapple pizza
p2; NO.

by newwordsperday January 29, 2022