Dusty Attitude

An individual with a lousy attitude towards productive life situations. Over abundance of cheap-ass sarcasm.

You need to get rid of that Dusty Attitude when talking with me.

by Chippy Chief April 22, 2019

Dusty cunt

An old, barely-used, dry husk of a vagina. Pray you never encounter one.

Pat exposed her dusty cunt at the senior center and caused the maintenance crew to emerge with their Hoovers.

by spittingzombie September 3, 2018

Dusty Facial

When an old man ejaculates on someone's face.

Larry just gave Luis a Dusty Facial

by Old Guy Slayer June 21, 2011

wealthy dusty

A man of a higher social caste who is generally stingy. He’d croak at the thought of leveling up his woman.

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Have a business idea? Forget it! He’ll string you along and make you feel inadequate for expecting more from a man other than being pumped away at.

ie: He makes 30x’s your salary yet demands ((expects)) you go dutch on outings.

Says one or more of the following:
“Gold diggers” etc..

“Let’s build together”
“Let’s split bills” (The two of you carry on as if you were roommates)

“Ugh, Tory Lanez is such a wealthy dusty! He makes comments like ‘Women are gold diggers!’ ‘I refuse to (SPOIL) buy a nice purse for a woman who’s bank account doesn’t reflect the cost of the bag or more’ (‘— but, I’ll sleep with her and have no qualms about expecting sexual favors because of my tepid social status.. all the more reason why I’m entitled to her body!’”

by KnowYourWorth January 21, 2020

Dusty Sombrero

When you do cut bar coke off someone’s sweaty balls .

I just did a dusty sombrero in the bathroom with Nick.

by Mothra March 20, 2019

dusty brush

When you know you have to take a dump, but you really have to fart, and you fart not quite enough to poo your pants. It's a close call to actually shitting.

I really had to fart and it ended up being a dusty brush. Now I need a bathroom.

by back2basics November 19, 2016

dusty missle

When you do anal with someone and they fire out your dick with explosive diarrhea.

We're going out for Mexican tonight baby. I want me a dusty missle

by Houstonwehaveaproblem April 11, 2016