Tanner

He is the most amazing substitute ever.

Tanner: *Walks in*
Class: *Falls over and dies from extreme amazingness*

by FriendOfPatdumb January 9, 2020

Tanner Cook

The great and powerful Stealer of the bitch. Legendary. Iconic. Savage.

Dude hide your bitch around Tanner Cook. He will steal your main bitch and your side bitch too.

by Ralphwaldoemerosa January 2, 2018

Tanner

Likes to fish a lot. Always has a pack of trick worms in the boat. Ugly haircut but overall a cool ass guy.

Damn would you look over there Tanner has done caught a big bass again.

by Tg 2000 June 2, 2020

Tanner

annoying and mean to all the ladies, you may want to avoid this man. Slap him, ladies, and remember the seven B's! Books Before Boys Because Boys Bring Babies! (not that you and Tanner will)

Tanner is an asshole to the ladies.

by TRICK OR TREAT, MOMMY! October 21, 2019

Tanner

Someone that refuses to eat real food, Example raw potato. And then refuses to change in the locker-room because they dont want people to see his teenie weenie. But does have luxurious/gracefull hips.

Tanner... whats for lunch? Potato.

by 512 864 5727 October 1, 2019

Tanner green

Bitch ass virgin with a 2 inch dick (gay for carter hasket)

Tanner green is so bad at baseball he couldn’t even make the team.

by Hsidnfbaor April 3, 2019

dirty tanner

To kick a baby while masturbating to pictures of spider cum

man im bout to dirty tanner this kid

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