Canoe Slapped

Performing the Cunnilingual arts with such a profound skill and vigor as to cause a woman to gyrate her hips uncontrollably, inevitably thrusting them upwards with orgasmic energy enough to knock the absolute fuck out of your greasy mug and send it flying back, potentially injuring both parties.
-Dude, what happened to your front teeth!?
- Man, I wath eating Sthathy's box out and that evil little bath'dard in the pink canoe reared up and thucker punched the thhid out'a me!
- Dude, you totally got canoe slapped!! Nice!
-Fuck you, I'm gay now...want a blowjob?
-Fine, but no teeth.
by Someone who misses their balls September 16, 2015
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poop slap bet

A pact that is made by firmly grasping the hand of another with a solid dollop of feces between the palms. After the handshake, whomever loses the bet gets slapped with a similarly smeared shitty hand.
"Bro, I bet you can't stick this pencil all the way into your dick hole."
"....Wanna make it a poop slap bet?"
"You bet your shitty hands I do"
by matfremay2015 December 09, 2018
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Slapping Bone

The act of one masturbating so vigorously that the skin tears off the handlers member and they are left stroking only bone.
Dude 1:'What's that noise'
Dude 2:'Oh, Will's just slapping bone...'
Dude 1:'Sounds grim'
by SM130definition April 19, 2011
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Slapping taffy

When ur dad walks into your room and flops his pecker onto your four head
by Jackson Hamer February 28, 2019
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Guantanamo bitch slap

The action of water boarding your partner and simultaneously slapping them with your flaccid penis.
Oh baby, gimme that Guantanamo bitch slap tonight.
by Bugboy22 January 01, 2022
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Slapped with a dick

Something you say when a person pisses you off heavy and you feel they need to be fucked up
Jmills : Melek you’re pissing me off
Melek : Jmills, be quiet. Fuck !
Jmills : Melek, don’t swear at me, you’ll get slapped with a dick
by DeLoneyxJmilly October 19, 2017
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Chili Slap

The act of slapping someone in the face with a rapid spray, similar to a shotgun burst, of mostly liquid fecal matter.
Right before I ate her out, the bitch chili slapped me!
by AlpenWolfer May 10, 2021
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