Mexican stomach

When you eat Mexican food and it causes a stomach ache.
Person 1: *Knocks on bathroom door.* Are you about done in there?
Person 2: I have a bad case of Mexican stomach, so it will take a while.
by Sans the Lucario July 09, 2018
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Mexican Mule

A derogatory term for a person who swallows condoms filled with ejaculate in order to hide them from detection while traveling.
Brian suddenly became sick to his stomach upon arrival in Mexico. He was rushed to the ER where it was discovered he was working as a Mexican Mule.
by Mr413 January 25, 2023
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Mexican Stomach Churner

The act of pouring hot sauce (preferably tapatio) into a sexual partners asshole and proceeding to rail mentioned hole while screaming various mexican gritos
Friend 1: ay guey my girl asked me to give her a Mexican stomach churner last night and i've never been more horrified.

Friend 2: dude you should've done it. I sprang it on the last chick i was with and it real "spiced" up our sex life!
by AYoungOldie July 06, 2023
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Mexican-Tuxido

A button down short-sleeved dress shirt (design optional) that only has the top button being used,usually worn with an undershirt and a bandanna.this fashion statement is also found with African-American individuals in the ghetto.
i think i'm going to start wearing the Mexican-Tuxido.
by zandasun September 03, 2015
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Mexican Juan

A person who is mexican and named juan ez pz lemon squeazy
Mexican Juan is kinda sus ngl
by Mj (Mexican Juan) September 12, 2021
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HU with a Mexican person day

October 30 is the day to HU with a Mexican person, you don’t have to tell them about this just kiss them.
-oh look Juan is there
-Yeah Ik he is so cute

-do u think he is cute then go HU with him is HU with a Mexican person day
-brb
by C mamo October 29, 2019
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mexican pinkeye

When you come back on a business trip from Mexico and wake up with a left swollen eye and have no idea how it happened.
I don't know if my employee should travel to our Business Headquarters for internal meetings. I woke up with Mexican pinkeye this weekend and look foolish.
by Dbubs82 February 24, 2019
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