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Ear Rape

an earsplitting screech
for example, search swedish idol meme on youtube.
its so bad
when that one girl in the high-school class tried to sing, it was an ear rape.
mugGet the Ear Rapemug.

Lowkey Raped

When you play Dark Souls 3 PvP agianst me and u get distroyed!
Bruh I got Lowkey Raped yesterday...
by BruhrarwxDD February 18, 2018
mugGet the Lowkey Rapedmug.

shit rape

when your ass is full of shit and it cramps like crazy and its basically the shit having unwanted anal with you hence the sexual moans
im so constipated that im afraid of going to the bathroom, thus making it worse, thus causing intense shit rape every other hour on every other day
by FlashlightMemelord October 27, 2018
mugGet the shit rapemug.

vape rape

the experience of secondhand smoke.
by rarepepe69 June 9, 2018
mugGet the vape rapemug.

Phone rape

When you're talking on the phone, want to end the call, drop a hint, but the other person keeps talking and stretching the call out. You say things like "I should be going", you no longer consent to the conversation continuing, but the other person tries to start a new topic or keep you on the line. The person in question is often a loved one who means well, but it's nonetheless really annoying because your time is being disrespected.
I called my friend but I was getting phone rape because she wouldn't shut up when I repeatedly said I had to go.
by Brickdictionary118 January 5, 2024
mugGet the Phone rapemug.

Shit Rape

the action of forcing your ass onto someone else’s and shitting down their asshole.
The defendant received ten years in prison for shit rape.
by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 23, 2023
mugGet the Shit Rapemug.

crate rape

verb \ˈkrāt-ˈrāp\

the unforgivable act of stealing a teammates hard earned care package during a Call of Duty multiplayer match.
100% of the time the culprit performs this foolishly selfish act in order to feel better about the fact that his/(her?) pecker is the size of a ladybug..

Following the capture, He/(She?) proceeds to hoist the crate over his/(her?) pea-sized noggin and then exclaims, at the top of his/(her?) lungs
"HEY EVERYBODY, CHECK OUT MY RIDICULOUSLY HUGE & IMPRESSIVE PACKAGE!! LOOK AT HOW ROCK HARD IT IS!!!!!"

This typically gets it done for them for the duration of the match before their feelings of inadequacy return which, inevitably, leads to a continuous cycle of handling other players packages without proper consent for the simple pleasure of feeling better about their own.
PLAYER 1:

Hey, did you see that?

THAT FUCKIN' RANDO OVER THERE JUST STOLE MY CARE PACKAGE RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER MY GUN WHILE I WAS BUSY SAVING HIS OVER-USED ASSHOLE FROM CERTAIN-DEATH!!)

PLAYER 2:

Yup, and from what I saw, that ugly troll-ass motherfucker totally crate rape(d) the living daylights out of your manhood!
Fuckin' bummer, Man.
by MJ FAME December 16, 2013
mugGet the crate rapemug.

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