Go eat paper

This means that when someone shuts someone up, they eat paper and get paper cuts in their esophagus

“Oh go eat paper for all I care.” - Geo, Roblox: The Animated Series | S1 E3 | Energy Wings

by epicnesstelevision October 10, 2021

Chip eating bastard

The customer at Jimmy John's who comes right before closing time and fucks up all the chips.

Employee: Ah shit I gotta restock and rotate chips again because of this chip eating bastard!

by the_game March 5, 2021

Eat, shit and die.

The three things everyone has to do.

Eat, shit and die.
Eat, shit and die?
Eat, shit and die!

by Gord0 the Great February 19, 2023

Eating onions and spotting dimes

Seinfeld reference. When George can spot dimes from a distance but mistakes an onion for an apple when not wearing his glasses. Used when things don't make sense.

You're eating onions and spotting dimes, I dont know what's going on. Its total chaos.

by Stevez11 December 30, 2023

I EAT MUD

Ducking hentai looking orangutans bitch mother fucker

I EAT MUD. YES I JUST EAT MUD

by WHO TF SAID ASKED April 9, 2021

Free eats

An expression that one says when given free food.

Jay: Yo! Some pickle fucker gave us free eats!

by KnightofNerdom December 23, 2018

Eat a bucket

Eat a bucket of dicks, much like eat a bag of dicks but a whole bucket is needed. Not to mention you’re probably pissed while saying it. Equivalent to saying fuck you, or mind your business.

Joe: Hey Ronnie, you need a nap bro!”
Ronnie: Eat a bucket.
Joe: WTF does that mean?

Ronnie: Eat a bucket of dicks, big ones!”

by FondleMii March 21, 2023