National touch dick day

September 16 all the girls can go around and touch a boy dick but only for less than 5 seconds

“Bro kylie just touched my dick!”
“Yea because it’s national touch dick day”

by cybercat1346 September 15, 2021

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National be with your boyfriend day

National be with your boyfriend day is October 22 you need to talk smile wave hug to your boyfriend

David : Kaylee why are you being so clingy today

Kaylee : it’s October 22 national be with your boyfriend Day
David: oh OK :)

by I don’tknowyou September 21, 2021

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National Ligma Awareness Month

The entire month of October dedicated to people who have contracted Ligma

National Ligma Awareness Month is coming soon!

by NexusOryx09 October 1, 2021

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scotland’s national lemonade day

the countries most celebrated holiday. families all over scotland participate in things such as; making lemonade, the lemon piss games and the infamous lemon dance.

“it’s almost scotland’s national lemonade day!”
“i’m so excited for the lemon piss games uncle jerry! i hope i get yours!!!

by hahshahs October 3, 2021

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National Throw Sean Day

On October 23rd, All of America will celebrate by throwing a Sean, Shawn, or Sheen with no permission needed

Oh yuh its national throw sean day imma grab my gloves and my lube

by IssaMysteryy October 11, 2021

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National bong cleaning day

On November 11th is national bong cleaning day.

Stoner 1 “Dude did you participate in national bong day? “
Stoner 2 “Yeh dude of course”

Stoner 1 “make sure you clean your bong for national bong cleaning day today.”

by SophKail October 13, 2021

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