Southern Lights

A buttplug with multi-colored LED lights that emit a light show similar to the Northern Lights.

It's like the Northern Lights, but it's called the Southern Lights because it's in your butt.

by TheBIRDM4N February 3, 2014

Southsnowpocalpse

A contagious, psychosocial condition, in which southerners lose their absolute fucking minds when they hear the word snow.

" Johnny said that the grocery store was crowded and that bread and milk were out of stock due to the Southsnowpocalpse."

" The county spent eighty thousand dollars today on salt grime fearing the Southsnowpocalpse that passed us by."

by micahmcneilly February 11, 2014

southwold

beautiful and crazily intelligent people that cant accept the fact that when they are married their last name doesn't define them i.e say their last name is now sezgin they are not a sezgin. they also often have children named alfie and matilda but their daughter is always the smart, funny and kind one.

I.E say their name is sezgin they call themselves a sezgin when they are not actually a sezgin they are southwold

by southwold February 20, 2014

southern curry

n. ejaculating in to another's mouth, and forcing them to hold the semen for an extended period of time.

Ivan- "Hey, babe. It would be awesome if you held in a southern curry for an hour"
Felica- "Okay, we can try that."

by boast_theToaster September 30, 2014

Southend Suntan

A suntan or sunburn whilst wearing clothes. A white mark is left where clothes or a watch have been, whilst the rest is pink, red or coloured by exposure to the sun. Usually on a day that was unexpectedly sunny. Synonymous with Southend-on-Sea in Essex, where sun is unexpected yet is a noted seaside resort. Usually experienced by chavs, people of low income or poor education, who have no ability to use suntan cream, or understand it's purpose, but yet are proud that the mark shows they have been out in the sun.

"Oh wow. Look. I got a suntan."
"Where ya been?"
"Southend. I got a Southend Suntan."

by PowersThatBe May 19, 2014

southern wet willie

The intimate licking of someones anal rim, or insertion of tongue or salivated finger.

While she was sleeping he gave her a southern wet Willie, and she awoke surprised by the intimate touch.

by thecraklin March 3, 2015

southern cousins

when two people say they're like family yet they actually get weird behind the scenes
like, for instance, cousins from the South

you two may say you're like brother and sister, but you're really some southern cousins.

by missmusical September 4, 2015