God shit

God shit is an interjection to be used during times of extreme duress, especially during video games. This exclamatory phrase is best served when you know the game is fucking you to let your opponent get back in the game.

God shit! Michael Vick is not that fast in real life so to hell with you, I'm not drinking the god damn hot sauce!

by Fox September 4, 2008

bump that shit

when you play your favorite song over and over

did you hear that new song?
shit man thats the shit
bump that shit,let it play

by MBEZ February 22, 2005

Shoot the Shit

To just hang out and bull shit about random stuff.

Paul:Hey man you wanna go to the mall
Mike:Nah man, let's just go skate and shoot the shit.

by Jew March 29, 2004

Glass Shits

A terrible experience during a bowel movement in which the shit coming out of your bunghole feels as if large pieces of glass are inside of it. The feeling that glass is slicing your hersey highway open as you poop.

I just shit and it feels like glass is coming out my ass, I must have the Glass Shits.

by Deaner Beaner November 25, 2006

shit-kicker

1. A cowboy; called so because they muck about in manure on a fairly regular basis.
2. The manure-smelly boots such that a cowboy wears.

"That shit-kicker in my English class risks a serious ass-kicking if he doesn't stop blaring that Tim McGraw shit every morning in the parking lot."

by holydust March 10, 2005

shitting a brick

the state of being extreamly pissed off.

dave was shitting a brick when he found his wife screwing on the washer with the milkman.

by natas666 October 11, 2006

Shit Pig

A shit pig is mostly dormant entity that quietly lurks during the week taking notes on its many misperceptions of how its host victim has been wronged. Shit pig will store this skewed data for long periods of time. Shit pig only appears when the blood alcohol content level hits 2.0% or higher. Once this manifestation occurs a shit pig can be expected to stay visible anywhere from 1-3 hours, spewing profanity laced diatribe about the many "injustices" it has dealt with in life. It also relishes doling out multiple insults to anyone will to cross its path. Many are tempted to combat a shit pig by simply talking to it with logic and reason, but this method has been proven to be highly ineffective. Through trial and error case studies, the best way to handle a shit pig is to just avoid a shit pig altogether. When avoidance is not possible experts suggest to not be combative towards a shit pig because it will only make things worse, causing the shit pig to double its efforts of making its victim(s) miserable. Shit pigs are gluttonous creatures and usually after consuming disgustingly amounts of alcohol, will just fall asleep. Shit pigs prefer to slumber in a comfortable bed but have been known to sleep in odd places such as stairwells, street curbs and sitting upright on toilets.

We were all out having a great time when, without warning, shit pig showed up and , as expected, ruined everyone's lives.

by Pig farmer December 25, 2016