Eat The Fat Kids

A grindcore band from Keokuk, Iowa. They somehow immediately became famous for going super crazy on stage and doing stupid shit like pushing eachother and causing self-inflicted harm to eachother.

Man 1: "Did you see Eat the Fat Kids play last week?"

Man 2: "No. They just hurt eachother. It's actually kind of boring."

by xxxshotgunxxxxx February 1, 2010

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agonized fat bitch

a very corpulent, whiny, angsty girl. She loves pizza and tends to weep when she doesn't get her way, or is underfed. She can often be spotted alone, or with people who pity her and wish to feed her for the sheer sport of it. She can often be deciphered by her grotesque rolls of fat, and and unusual amount of chins.

Someone forgot to feed the agonized fat bitch. Look, she's crying so much her chins are gathering the tears.

by danodanodano January 15, 2011

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Slow Fat One

A slow fat one is what happens to a male inmate when he drinks to much hooch. Regardless of the actual size of the penis in question, the excessive hooch makes it difficult to FAP or to perform anal copulation.

Slow to climax. Fat because the penis will not stay erect, hence the fat/floppy semi erect penis.

I tried to do a little uphill gardening with my prison bitch but my "slow fat one" made it impossible.

by Thomas Bombadil February 20, 2011

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Fat Kid Salute

The fat kid salute occurs when a person lifts a bag (chips, candy, popcorn, etc.) above their head so as to dump the remaining crumbs into their mouth. The salute is something that all fat kids recognize and should be used to unite fat kids everywhere.

I gave a good old fat kid salute to finish off my family size bag of Cool Ranch Doritos.

by Heavy D In The Limousine June 13, 2013

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