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black basketball

The greatest variant of basketball ever played. Played in the dark with little lighting with a black basketball (because any other color basketball is easier to see), to increase the risk of injury. Any basketball game can be used, but the best game to be played in these conditions is "21" or "tip-in", because it's widely considered to be the most violent of all basketball games.
Dan: Man, I feel like playing basketball and risking my life at the same time.
Brian: Perfect! Let's play black basketball!
by briman007 May 6, 2010
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black cobra

"Yo, homie. I heard she saw your black cobra"
by swagiloctopus March 28, 2014
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Black houdini

A variation of the 'houdini' sexual act, wherein one spits on a girls back to make her think he ejaculated on her, then when she turns to look, launches a violent spray of faeces on her face and says abra kadabra.
Juliet wanted to go on a date, so I gave her the black houdini and told her to choke on my dick.
by johnsonjones September 10, 2010
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Black Albino

An albino women (or man) who has sex with a black women or man to create a Black Albino, the person with the rarest form of skin tone in the history of all existence. When you look at said person, you eyes are completely dumbfounded as they do not know whether or not the person is black or white. Really, the skin cells are arranged so that they are in an order. Black, white, black white, etc. This means that the Black Albino is both black and white, so anyone who looks at him or she will be confused.
"Oi, Tom, do you reckon the new kid is a Black Albino??" "Yeah Dude! I can't tell whether he is black or white!"
by MEEEEMES April 18, 2018
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black people

After seeing all the blatantly racist and mildly racist comments I just had to make a definition. Black people are just another group of regular humans with darker pigment in their skin and slightly different phenotype than all other groups. Scientifically there is no difference although people will use things like criminality to subtly "prove inferiority". This group is most often stereotyped as loud, angry, aggressive, criminals due to the widespread brainwashing by white media and the dumbing down of the American public over the past 200 years. People will judge members of this group regardless of who they are and assume criminality based upon nothing but stereotypes and statistics that they don't have the brain capacity or intellectual ability to analyze correctly at all. Just another group of human beings like the rest.
redneck White : wEll durr if uhh 13% commit 50% it mean all black people bad all white good I smart oo oo ahh ahh

Black Person: Who let you off your leash? There's no point in attempting a civil conversation with you because you very clearly have little to no idea what you're talking about.
by blkpowerbabyyyyy October 1, 2020
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Black Mamba

The act of taking a large poop, freezing that poop, and using it as a dildo in your ass. You then leave it in there until you need to poop again, at which time you re-freeze the poo and repeat.
Lisa's ass hole was still sore from the Black Mamba she received from Mike the other day
by Loves the Mamba April 13, 2009
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Black monday

When your black co-workers miss Mondays Cause there too hungover from there shlitz malt liqour too come in for work!!!
Hey john wheres shawn at? Hahahha dude its black monday!!!

Oh yeah!!!!!!
by jr faber November 2, 2009
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