National Throw Sean Day

On October 23rd, All of America will celebrate by throwing a Sean, Shawn, or Sheen with no permission needed

Oh yuh its national throw sean day imma grab my gloves and my lube

by IssaMysteryy October 11, 2021

National bong cleaning day

On November 11th is national bong cleaning day.

Stoner 1 “Dude did you participate in national bong day? “
Stoner 2 “Yeh dude of course”

Stoner 1 “make sure you clean your bong for national bong cleaning day today.”

by SophKail October 13, 2021

National post the opps day

FUCK THE OPPS

Person #1: why you post him?
Person #2: its national post the opps day that’s why I posted him

by Mr.ebk October 15, 2021

National athletic manager month

National athletic manager month Take a chance to say thanks to your athletic managers

Don’t forget to get them something special For national athletic manager month

by National dictionary 101 October 18, 2021

National Bully Trent Day

October 30th, a national holiday where everyone gets together to bully trent because he’s trent

-“did you hear it’s national bully trent day?”

-“yeah man, fuck that guy”

by nbd7474 October 29, 2021

National Failed Abortion Day

A day where all the failed abortions world wide can gather together and celebrate life!

"hey bud, you must've been born with a thick skull"
"yeah that's why they couldn't abort me lol"
"it's National Failed Abortion Day"

by afailedabortion November 1, 2021

National Respect Ash Day

Today is the day to respect people with the name "Ash" and that day is on July12th

"Guys its National Respect Ash Day!"
"Cool"
"SWAG I'LL BE RESPECTED FOR ONCE"

by swagisnotpog July 11, 2021