Eat out

You see how suggesting that I would have to do that is indicative of the actual problem I'm talking about right? Like, I know you want me to validate some kind of overcoming adversity narrative you had in your head there but you see how you saying that literally means I'm right about them fucking the fact cocks and the fat cocks can just do whatever right?

Hym "You see the problem there right? So if you have a small dick you can eat out or something but if you have a fat cock then what? Fuck all of the women and then I have to have a relationship with them in between pipings? No. Give me my fucking money. You are trying to deny me my every desire for nothing more than I want the thing. I'm not wrong to want money. I'm not wrong to want sex. I'm not letting you take this from me."

by Hym Iam November 28, 2024

smegma eating contest

a contest in wich competitors try and eat as much smegma as they can

"i won the smegma eating contest last week"

by smegwich February 26, 2023

We eat chairs

You eat chairs

We eat chairs!

by MrRandomDefined March 21, 2023

im eating

i excuse made by people to get out of a football game

sorry im eating i cant play

by billbobisgone February 13, 2022

National eat ass day

April 13th is National Eat Ass Day

Hey babe it's national eat ass day you know what that means

by BIG PAPA CORN May 25, 2018

Eating peacock

A variation of the phrase "eating crow," where the offending party admits no mistake or defeat, but is humiliated nonetheless.

Cantakerous as ever and causing a scene, Kyle was eating peacock, refusing the concede that his candidate lost the election.

by mjslawson October 1, 2025

Eating onions and spotting dimes

Seinfeld reference. When George can spot dimes from a distance but mistakes an onion for an apple when not wearing his glasses. Used when things don't make sense.

You're eating onions and spotting dimes, I dont know what's going on. Its total chaos.

by Stevez11 December 30, 2023