Wet Knee Houston

When you trip on a puddle in Texas, and get your legs wet.
Made famous by a round headed chimp.

I tripped on a puddle in Texas the other week and got my legs wet, that’s wet knee houston.

Karl your a maniac

by Chimpanzee That March 18, 2025

tier wet

In prison: a call to warn other inmates the c.o.s are coming.

Ayo... Tier wet y'all. Guards coming in.

by dark wolf April 16, 2015

Wet bench

When a group of guys cum on any surface i.e. a table of bench, then rub their dicks in the pool of cum and receive a blowjob

"I heard Jenny gave a blowjob to Tom after he did a wet bench with his mates"

by Applebenchcrisp September 4, 2021

i have a wet penis

Freind1) i have wet pp
Freind2) y and also lemme see

Freind1) i looked at ure mum
Freind2)ikr

Sex makes pp mean i have a wet penis

by Packinlad January 30, 2021

Wet Noodle

Getting head while eating pasta.

Honey go fix some spaghetti so I can have a wet noodle.
Aye bitch fix my ramen and suck this dick so I can have a wet noodle.

by Druburr March 7, 2022

Wichita Wet-Nap

What you get when you spit on really dry toilet paper so that it resembles a moist toilette.

Man that tp was so dry in there, I had to make myself a Wichita Wet-Nap so I didn't just bleed out in the stall.

by Krabnutz July 27, 2021

wet blanket

a British slur for a gay person.

"look at them, bunch of wet blankets"

by YahNAANA July 23, 2019