wet pony

An erected penis covered in vaginal discharge.

He was not amused to see that her wonderpocket had given him a smelly wet pony.

by catalys July 25, 2018

wet burp

another word for throw up or hagook

i ate too much and had a wet burp

by lilsamsixty9 June 03, 2021

Wet Coat

When your riding that peen and you have no traction. One may have an easy time slipping off.

"Oh, wow Maesha! Last night you were such a wet coat." Said Bradley to Maesha.

by Jack Denial October 30, 2021

Wet Gobbler

When you eat a girls pussy+big ass from the back while she is super wet.

I gave Hannah a wet gobbler last night, she’s a wet one!

by Urban_di!ck7788 September 21, 2020

wet mazzi

Wet mazzi- doing a sloppy buttchug off another man's beard..

Joseph did the biggest wet mazzi off Lonnie last night.

by MORNING☆God's child February 26, 2021

Slow as a wet week

What ol mate says when you do something a bit slow for his liking

Dad: "Slow as a wet week aye wee scamp"
While peeking out of flatmates closet.

Flatmate:
I said no commentary or I'll would kick you out.

*Girl runs out scared all concerned and looks at me all concerned

Me: first time?

by Shameful act of teh imerbrated June 01, 2021

lieutenant wet

Someone who really know how to make you feel good, and always gets the pussy.

Oh ya Mark! He's lieutenant wet.

by Star Drummer March 13, 2017