Hump day

When camels hump each other on hump day but it’s extremely uncomfortable because of the bumps on their back

Guy:yeah i humped my girl on but she’s got scoliosis so it was like hump day

by Coochie destroyer 500000 April 17, 2019

yern day

The day we yern people (community service)(stick fingas up bum)

YERN UP BUM ….. AHHHH

Yern day

by The Yern King October 7, 2021

Jasmine Day

If you have a jasmine day, you are the luckiest person alive. having a jasmine day in your life is an extremely important thing, as a jasmine day will make you feel, happy, safe, and cared for. a jasmine day will comfort you in any time of need, even if the jasmine day is sad, she will always put your happiness first, and if she cannot do that, she will try her hardest until you feel the slightest bit of comfort. jasmine day is considered a literal godess as people stare at her in literal awe, people oftenly get jealous of the jasmine or you, if you have her as a friend, or lover. if she is considered a lover, she will love you to infinity and back. she will never get bored of you, and she will care for you until there is nothing to care about anymore. the jasmine is beautiful, looks better than a supermodel, and the better thing is she dosent wear makeup, so she dosent need to think she is ugly without her makeup on, because there is none. jasmine day is respectfully the most amazing, funny, awesome, adorable and protective, is there someone bothering you? Jasmine will be on it in no time. everyone loves a jasmine with them. she is absolutely amazing.

Jasmine Day is so supportive, i want to be with her forever!

by lilbrikkie >:) April 24, 2022

down day

a day when you just feel down or sad

You: it's just a down day
Friend: yeah, im feeling really sad today

by Heart Shaped Kisses December 31, 2020

Earth Day

Definition of the day you were born on Earth but have since passed away is now known as your Earth Day.

My father passed away last year and today would be his Earth Day. Happy Earth Day Dad! 🎈🎈

by Cmc1976 December 14, 2021

Kara's day

You must do exactly what Kara tells you to do at the day of October 27th and become her slave.

Kara: Do the sussy amogus dance.

Karma: Why should I? you bitch.

Kara: It's Kara's day, you have to.

Karma: Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck. Fine. Whatever.

Karma:*Does the sussy amogus dance*.

by Not a Kara 100% smiley face September 29, 2021

Weird of the day

Daily handpicked words on urbandictionary.com. These chosen words are admittedly clever, but are marked by the fact that no one actually uses these words in real life. Probably just some bored schmuck noticed a pun and then reverse created a definition that sort of fits.

Easily identified by being an entry with just one definition, though, inexplicably, it is popular enough to make the front page.

Samantha: "I'm in such a 'manager trois' that my 'bio-illogical clock' is stressing me out! I need some 'boytox' or at least to indulge my 'netaflixia,' stat!"
Jessica: What the hell are you talking about?
Samantha: Oh don't you read the urbandictionary.com word of the day? I do and I am so cool because of this simple fact
Jessica: You're not as cool as you think--those are just "weirds of the day"

Me: Poo parkour? Blogosfear? MeDD? Who picks these things? What a weird of the day.

For further examples, see this post.

by Alison King April 12, 2013