i ain’t shit
i ain’t shit by aintshit2018 April 3, 2018
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Dot the eyes and cross the T's
When having sex, the act of ejaculating in both of the female's eyes, and shooting a line across her tits.
Q: Did you dot the eyes and cross the T's like I told you?
A: Who do you think I am, Ashley? Of course I did. She loved it.
A: Who do you think I am, Ashley? Of course I did. She loved it.
Dot the eyes and cross the T's by Jsquared2000 December 24, 2010
Audi T-T's
A term used when a female sticks her body out of an Audi TT sun roof only to take her shirt off and do a drive-by flashing with her tits.
Guy 1: Whoaaa, did you see that chick pop out of that Audi sun roof with her tits all out?!?!?!
Guy 2: Sure did, she had some fine ass Audi T-T's. I love spring break !!
Guy 2: Sure did, she had some fine ass Audi T-T's. I love spring break !!
Audi T-T's by TommyBecks March 15, 2011
ninjas are so cool they make me wanna crap my pants t-shirt
"Dude, I just got my 'ninja's are so cool they make me wanna crap my pants t-shirt' I'm so happy, and need to change my pants!"
ninjas are so cool they make me wanna crap my pants t-shirt by meximelt March 5, 2004
ain't no such things as halfway crooks
the motto of Saudi Arabia
saudi police: I see you just stole a piece of bread, I'm gonna have to cut off your hand for that
thief: That's not fair, it was only a piece of bread!
saudi police: Sorry baby, ain't no such things as halfway crooks *slashes hand off with le epic curved sword*
thief: That's not fair, it was only a piece of bread!
saudi police: Sorry baby, ain't no such things as halfway crooks *slashes hand off with le epic curved sword*
ain't no such things as halfway crooks by timhoe December 15, 2020
If you ain't rockin, you ain't robbin
If you ain't rockin, you ain't robbin by choppaz-n-ninez December 7, 2009