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Erect Snowballs 

When you rub your cum all over your nutsack and have your partner suck the nut off
John: Dave, how was your first date?

Dave: it was fucking gold, we were having hot steamy sex and she gave me the erect snowballs!

Harry Snow 

Harry Snow is the best person overall, he makes the funniest jokes all year round and is sure to give you a smile. All until he MURDERS YOUR LOVED ONES AND PUTS YOU UP FOR SACRIFICE!!
Harry Snow by regular Ape Man November 12, 2021

Alabama Snow Monster 

When a man inserts an icicle into another mans ass and he shits it out as it comes in a coat of shit.
Gary: my cousin gave me the Alabama Snow Monster this morning!!!
Alabama Snow Monster by dirtybison November 17, 2021

Asbury Snow Plow 

When you are making sweet sweet love to your girlfriend and you cream pie her asshole. Right after she cleans her ass hole up, you come back by and blow a second heaping load of cum all over her poop chute.
Larry: I was fucking Cheri last night and gave her an Asbury Snow Plow.
Adam: I bet it was fucking hilarious when she just got cleaned up?
Larry: Bro, she was so mad, but we went and got a pizza puff later that night.
Asbury Snow Plow by Wagonwheel69 November 18, 2021

California Snowball Fight 

A California snowball fight arises when hobos take turns throwing hand-formed balls of fresh-squeezed, or old feces at each other, unsuspecting bystanders, pets, indiginous wildlife, and pretty much anything within throwing range. There are no victors in this game, only very smelly and very pissed off victims.

It is such a common occurrence that the State once considered sanctioning a legitimate sports league for it, but during the testing phase, a new and rampant strain of hepatitis -now called hepatitis Q- broke out, and everyone's TVs were also stolen.
Oh man, I got caught in the crossfire of a California snowball fight, and now I have the worst case of pink-eye EVER! Where the hell is my TV!!!

Brown Snow 

Taking a shit in the snow with extreme diarrhea dying the snow brown.
That Taco Bell hit me hard, it made me stop and make brown snow.
Brown Snow by ReggieWillMake December 10, 2021