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Get the Joint Rolling Machine mug.A combination of cartwheels and somersaults at high velocity whilst spraying shit within the fecal zone.
Girl:"Omg! What's that guy doing??"
Dude:"He's monkey rolling"
Girl2:"Oh my God I got sprayed by something."
Dude:"I would definitely suggest spitting and not swallowing on this one."
Dude:"He's monkey rolling"
Girl2:"Oh my God I got sprayed by something."
Dude:"I would definitely suggest spitting and not swallowing on this one."
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Get the Cinnamon Roll mug.The art of gently cradling and rolling one’s gentleman’s sausage back and forth in the palms of one’s hands during a shower, ensuring a thorough yet oddly therapeutic cleanse. Often accompanied by deep introspection, awkward eye contact with the shampoo bottle.
"Bro, I walked in on Dave in the locker room, and he was full-on pork rolling like he was kneading dough. I can’t unsee it."
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