off the meat rack

something fresh or raw

that song was off the meat rack

by blanka138 November 25, 2016

Salty Meat Chicken

An expressions used to explain what an odd, weird, and creepy person eats at dinner parties.

Coco was eating that salty meat chicken at the party last night.

by MCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC February 3, 2018

meet my meat

When your meat suddenly talks to you, and wants to meet your parents.

Hey Brian Montesino, can you meet my meat tomorrow night?

by Exemplars November 5, 2018

deat meat weekend

weekend before/during finals or some other hellish and crucial time period.

During Deat Meat Weekend, people chug so much caffeine that the vending machines are always out of mountain dew.

by missmuffinface September 24, 2009

Milking my meat

Another way of saying milking my dick

Eg im milking my meat

by That cool sky guy November 5, 2021

meat to scene ratio

An unit of measure identified and studied by the philosopher Birdman, used primarily in his extensive scientific studies in the field of cockology.

It measures how much meat (penis) is present in a given scene, facilitating the analysis of the subjects in said scene.
Being a quantitative measurement however, it treats all meat (bbc or otherwise) the same.

According to lost journals by the philosopher, the ratio is calculated individually for each female subject and care must be had in cases where double(or triple) meat specials are at play.

you used to have such a low meat to scene ratio when i met you, look at you now!

by voidinfinity June 9, 2020

Meat Coffee

Fresh, steaming hot diarrhea in a mug. Add cream and sugar ;)

Omg this bitch is so freaky she asked me to make her a Meat Coffee!

by YabishX89 April 21, 2021