The Waffle House is a powerful eldritch monster which is said to have infinite power and knowledge. To contain it the Waffle House must gain a new host a being chosen to contain it's power and share its goods and knowledge with the words. The ritual to find the New Host comes every 1000 years.
Child: Grandpa bro did you feel that wave and what's that bright red beam shoot in the sky
Grandpa: Ah yes, the Waffle House has found it's new host
Grandpa: Ah yes, the Waffle House has found it's new host
by M_Ace January 18, 2023
Get the Waffle Housemug. Wow! They tore up a huge chunk of the building! I wonder why they don't want people taking pictures of it.... I didn't accidentally drone strike it did I? That would not be good at all! Because if I WERE to say something ALONG THE LINES OF "Kill all the children." Or something like "Genocide the whales!" That would not be very shibby. Right? Like the Dude Where's My Car thing? Shibby? Remember that? That movie was great! A classic! Not to mention what would happen if I were to die from my brain ailment or get murdered.... Not good for anybody.
Hym "Wow, there is a huge chunk of the white house missing. If that was me, my official response is 'Oops.' And in my defense I told it to do a knock first."
by Hym Iam October 21, 2025
Get the White Housemug. by Liptip January 11, 2023
Get the Auntie housemug. In order to go to Waffle House after midnight, it must be earned. To earn it, you must be drunk and have been partying, or working the night shift.
by Theoryqueen September 17, 2017
Get the The Waffle House Theorymug. Burn houses is a stress reliever for people who are a part of the Ladies cult. It is often used when Ladies are either mad at someone or just need a little stress relief. The major tool we use is a Flame Thrower 3000. Or even sometimes a mini flame thrower.
by Ladies Cult Leader September 1, 2013
Get the Burn Housesmug. The Quiet House is like the nickolodeon show "The Loud House" except in the quiet house it is about a girl who has 10 brothers, unlike the loud house whitch is the other way around.
by Jaiden Animations April 17, 2023
Get the The Quiet Housemug. A Tango that has grown accustomed to the indoor lifestyle. Would not cut it out in the "Fields" as they have been disconnected from their roots for too long. Typically Black in nature.
by The Realest Professor August 20, 2024
Get the House Tangomug.