1. A pocket located within one's douche to store nuts for the winter.
2. A 64 year-old Portuguese woman who swallows rabbits and fingers pineapples in her free time.
2. A 64 year-old Portuguese woman who swallows rabbits and fingers pineapples in her free time.
Ex: "You must have loads of nuts stored, your douche pocket is excreting heaps of enflamed retards."
Ex: "Look at that old woman violating a pineapple. What a douche pocket!"
Ex: "Look at that old woman violating a pineapple. What a douche pocket!"
by freebiglurch May 28, 2012
troy: rey have you douche plunge alexis?
rey: yeah, man and she queefed in my face.
troy: eww, that is nasty.
rey: yeah, man and she queefed in my face.
troy: eww, that is nasty.
by kennipat October 28, 2008
I ate at a restaurant the other night, the waiter pulled me aside and douche-spanked me for leaving a $1 tip
by tjdabomb August 26, 2011
1 or more people who play xbox and are constantly negative while other people are talking in a lobby(usally around the age of 21 and talk shit to those younger than them)
Justin: Hey Andrew, are we going to Kareem's house today?
Andrew: I think so.
Douche-in-a-Box: (mocking tone) are we going to kareems house today?... Shut the fuck up, ur sooo fucking annoying.
Justin: Wow, mute this fag, he's bein such a Douche-in-a-Box.
Andrew: I think so.
Douche-in-a-Box: (mocking tone) are we going to kareems house today?... Shut the fuck up, ur sooo fucking annoying.
Justin: Wow, mute this fag, he's bein such a Douche-in-a-Box.
by ThatTallKiiD December 06, 2010
Clifftopher: When is the English paper due
Danny: Wednesday
David: It's due Thursday
Danny: Oh yeah
Matthew: Way to go Douche Knuckle
Danny: Wednesday
David: It's due Thursday
Danny: Oh yeah
Matthew: Way to go Douche Knuckle
by Davidisabab May 03, 2017
(noun). A piquantly prosodic way to refer to a friend who is acting like a moron. Warning don't use this term in a real battle of urban-dictionary prowess given the self-humbling nature of using the prefix douche with the sharp suffix nip. As in there are many more blunt sounding and effective terms such as douche cock, douche cunt, douche fucker...
Me: "John you're a real douche nip"
John: "Wow I'm really not all that offended. You sure are a puss bitch"
John: "Wow I'm really not all that offended. You sure are a puss bitch"
by Millkz Plz April 09, 2011
A douche bag of epic proportions and on every level, they are such a douche, even normal douches fear them... they wear a crown made of douchery. They are usually called Matthieu and come from France.
by I'm no douchette February 24, 2015