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Three Hole Certify

The act of having sexual intercourse vaginally, anally, and orally with a woman. May take some time to accomplish, as anally isn't always easy to pull off.
I "Three Hole Certified" my buddy's sister at his wedding. (No shit, I really did it).

Did you "Three Hole Certify" that slut you brought home from the bar?
by ProOnThaSnow January 21, 2009
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Figurative Butt-hole

(noun) An anus which does not actually exist in the real world, but is often subjected to abuse.
Man, after getting raped by the physics test, my figurative butt-hole is sooo loose
by TransPM May 3, 2012
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triple hole punch

During a four-way sexual encounter involving three men and one woman, the act of triple-penetrating the woman.
Man we met this really freaky chick out last night and took her back to our hotel for the ole triple hole punch.
by WillB May 13, 2006
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Glory hole attendant

A person who works in a toilet/bathroom at a nightclub offering assistance to bathroom users. Their main job of a night is to offer a range of aftershaves and perfume, also assisting in washing of hands and shoes. In certain bathrooms there will be a glory hole connecting two cubicles for the use in the assistance of a certain sexual act. When two parties do not want to know who preformed/received the sexual act.

It is the Glory Hole Attendant's job to assist the users and maintain and clean the hole.
"Hey, did you hear? There's jobs going in wetherspoons for a Glory Hole Attendant.
by Righty Tossbag September 21, 2018
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Cheap Meat Hole

A term used to identify a hooker. Or in other words, one who willingly lets men dip their dirty hands in her cookie jar.
That cheap meat hole only gave me head as opposed to tails.
by Dantheman192 January 31, 2013
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lezzy liz hole

a girl that likes it up all 3 holes from either sex and any age.
that girl is such a lezzy liz hole, that she does stuff with anyone
by itsy irk October 27, 2009
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