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Texas Patty Cake

The act of spitroasting a participant, while engaging in a game of Patty Cake.
Honey, grab your strap-on, let's go play Texas Patty Cake with the neighbor.
by Unsupervised Adult July 2, 2022
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Double Crust Cheese Cake

Getting sick, vomiting, and Diarrhea into an already clogged toilet. Leaving it for the next person.
I opened the stall and the smell of double crust cheese cake overwhelmed my senses.
by Rhody401 April 14, 2023
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Cake

I really wanna eat some cake right now.
by anon May 16, 2018
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When you bake a cake

Decorate it, take it to the players who are safe,
that's how you know it's Cake at Stake (stake, stake)
Cake at Stake!
Every day, I think of all the things I'll make
With my pans, my mixer and my oven tray.
Get the eggs, the flour and the butter sticks
Or get lazy and just make it with a mix.

Maybe strawberry shortcake, I'll never get bored of it,
Vanilla, and chocolate, and funfetti, oh!
Red velvet or carrot, and no matter, I swear
That it'll be the best ever to take to the show!

Every night, I think of people I'll invite
To my stage when my cake is looking just right!
Wish you could taste, I made it really good and stuff
Hope the way it looks on camera is enough.

Making pumpkin and lemon, banana, it's heaven
With some frosting or fondant or glaze or ganache.
With so many cakes, now my schedule is crazy
But I bake so impatiently 'cause I LOVE CAKE, OH MY GOSH!

When you bake a cake,
Decorate it, take it to the players who are safe,
That's how you know it's Cake at Stake (stake, stake, stake)
Cake at Stake! (Cake at-)

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
by The Power of MY FUCKING ASS September 23, 2025
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Wake and cake

For a male to bring himself to a state of arousal, wake his partner, and ejaculate on their face
Man, I iced my girls face this morning with a mean wake and cake.
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Birthday Cake

When you stack up all your friends on your birthday and stick a candle in the top person's anal area.
That birthday cake was delicious! You guys are the best! Especially you, Dad!
by Condomant May 25, 2023
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Tunnel Cake

The act of inserting food into an oriface, and leaving it looking like frosting in one's tunnel
"It takes me a minute to mash it up, but a banana makes a great tunnel cake!"
by Burntcroissantt June 26, 2019
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