by Termitescout October 5, 2019

Person 1: Are you addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ice Sculptures: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ice Sculptures: The First Juvenile Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 7, 2025

by TTinyDDancer07 March 24, 2022

When two males spread both ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then simultaneously shit into an ice cream cone
“What’d you do after work James?”
“Me and Ryan made The Artesian Ice Cream Machine, do you want some?”
“Me and Ryan made The Artesian Ice Cream Machine, do you want some?”
by Doomnator September 20, 2021

Bert: Oh the ice is slippery a little bit.
Dad: Uh oh we slippery a little bit.
Fart: Anything is slippery!
Dad: Uh oh we slippery a little bit.
Fart: Anything is slippery!
by Shotgunner922 April 3, 2019

When a girlfiend or Wife leads you on to beleive you will get a sexual favor for a task but does not follow through once you complete the task.
My wife said if i cleaned her car i would get some bedroom action, but she never followed through..... "I was Vagnilla Iced Baby"
by Ronaldo the Great January 16, 2025

“Ever wanted to try the Ice Cream Man?”
“Tf is that?”
“Eat my nut in an ice cream cone.”
“Bro you’re fucking disgusting.”
“Tf is that?”
“Eat my nut in an ice cream cone.”
“Bro you’re fucking disgusting.”
by muskaqueer69 June 2, 2023
