When a woman has her period and her man won’t fuck her but she knows she’s on her last day and just needs cleaned out. So she lies to him and gets cleaned out out by a solid pumping and some jizz.
Needed to clean my bloody lady pipes so I lied to Matt so he would fuck me, I got that tricky dick douche.
by AppleAss69 March 13, 2023
Get the Tricky Dick Douchemug. by Fancay November 20, 2015
Get the douche nozzlemug. by HighdeeAnne September 20, 2020
Get the Touche` Douche`mug. a person who critisizes other and starts problems with other that they don't actually know. These people usually just judge others based on what they're wearing or the way they look. They think others are douchebags, and don't realize that they are themselves.
Douche: "That black guy is wearing Armani, he is such a douchebag, i bet he stole it and thinks he's cool"
Normal guy: "He's my neighbor. He is actually really nice, works at the grocery for a part-time job while going to university and likes to dress nicely."
Normal guy: "He's my neighbor. He is actually really nice, works at the grocery for a part-time job while going to university and likes to dress nicely."
by inrialiti March 6, 2011
Get the douchemug. What a wife calls her husband immediately following a phone call during which at least 2 crude dad jokes involving gender stereotypes were used
Yeah that was my husband, the inane douche, who described me as the dishwater and implied my mouth should not be used for talking so much.
by Alpha twelve November 13, 2022
Get the inane douchemug. A person of the ultimate level of douchery. They patrol other areas creating other forms of douche baggery.
Thus being a douche ranger.
Thus being a douche ranger.
by Rello84 January 16, 2017
Get the douche rangermug. by Mcmaster carr October 14, 2016
Get the Douche canoemug.